Cats Movie Reviews Funny

Glad to report that Cats is everything youd hoped for and more.

Cats movie reviews funny. Here weve rounded up the very funniest reviews from Cats mauling by movie-goers today. Cats review a purr-fectly dreadful hairball of woe Peter Bradshaw The Guardian. Its an ugly stray who smells bad and should not be.

Moreau putting on a show is bad enough but add to that more crotch shots than a Michael Bay movie and every imaginable punand that still wont prepare you for the hellscape that is children faces CGIed onto mice. Cats might go down in history as being one of the WORST reviewed movies of all-time. Pete nwi_jsp December 19 2019.

Taylor Swift is in it. A mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. I would pay to read a book of just Cats reviews.

Christmas came early for fans of great bad movie reviews because Cats has delivered on every promise its nightmare-fuel-drenched trailers promised. The egregiousness of the latter was brought to light by Twitter user River Wells whose tweet about the movies comically bad reviews went viral. Its hard to know how to react to Cats other than gape in slack-jawed amazement that the dare has continued for so longThe two trailers released in advance of the film have been a cultural phenomenon in themselves a meme-friendly trip to the uncatty valley but theres never any point in its 110-minute running time where it seems less strange or disconcerting.

They Dance They Sing They Lick Their Digital Fur The New York Times Part of the pleasure of theater if youre a partisan is this human factor. One particularly brilliant review written by Vultures Alison Willmore sums up what appears to be the general feeling. Dancing like shes in one of her music videos Swifts sense of fun results in one of the least cringey acts.

Knocks movie off of. A viewing experience so stressful. But regardless I do think the movie was cool.